crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled August 25, 2015
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crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.
i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap
by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
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Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!
by Rubix crude November 28, 2010
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crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
by Laetitia Lomsky April 25, 2003
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crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.
by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008
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Odyssey crap

When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.

(can also be known as Adventure crap)
Guy1: how was work man? Did u get that raise?
Guy 2: One sec Odyssey crap!

Guy1:Doors open!
by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009
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Oh crap

When you figure out your girlfriend has Crabs-Oh Crap
by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009
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