Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
Get the crap shiftingmug. A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008
Get the crap donglemug. When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
Get the Craps Tablemug. by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
Get the crap clapmug. Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
Get the Crap Hammockmug. 1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.
Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.
Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003
Get the crap-in-a-canmug. When you fucked up.
by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009
Get the Oh crapmug.