Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.

Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.

by CountKram July 24, 2015

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.

Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.

by iliketits69 April 23, 2017

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

connections day school

The teachers are cocky and associate everything you say back to them as disrespectful, even if you are working with them. One of the only few things you can say to these teachers is Ok or Yes. If its not those you will be punished and either get sent into the hall which is what they call a 'break' but in reality its just for them to get you out of the classroom so they have a reason not to be around you. Or they send you to a office called RIS (restorative intervention supports) which is where you have to wait 5 minutes in the office and then you have to write down definitions, you usually 5-20 normally, Sometimes even 50 or 100 (depends on what you did). These definitions take a long time to complete and takes away precious time to do your class work, which means they are taking away our education and our chances to learn. And when your not doing definitions or sitting out in the hall, you are trying as hard as you possibly can to concentrate, but you just cant. Why cant you concentrate? Kids love to scream of yell in the halls or bang on the walls. All of the yelling is so loud and it sometimes hurts your ears and makes you mad because you cant do ANYTHING. And when one of these kids are having one of their tantrums, they will close the halls so you cant do things such as, switch your class, try to get water, or use the bathroom. It is basically a system where if one kid does something, you have to take the punishment, which is really unfair for all of us.

Connections day school is the reason I cant get work done

by QuentyDuhPSN March 30, 2020