confazzled

This is a noun...

it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.

Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!

for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.

Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...

Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled

by bicboiiiiiiii August 31, 2011

Conf

Conf is a bisexual slur equivalent to f*ggot. It is short for confused since they never know if they like boys or girls. “Pick a side, pick a side” - Nicki Minaj

@petworthot is a filthy conf. How you bald AND bisexual? Pick a struggle, conf.

by Shaylah T. July 1, 2020

Confederate flag

The flag equivalent of screaming “I HATE BLACK PEOPLE”

People who fly the confederate flag probably drive a pickup truck and voted for trump.

by Potata May 13, 2018

Confederate Flag

A flag that is said to be worn so much in the south, but having lived in Texas and now in Wisconsin, it's more displayed in the North. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen anybody waving/wearing the rebel flag in Texas. Just in Wisconsin.

Southern Pride in the North!

by Chrissie November 16, 2004

confag

A gay man who makes up stories about owning a bmw

That guy in his imaginary BMW is such a confag.

by Anonymous.-. February 6, 2008

Coney

A slang urban turn for “Corner/Corner store”

“Aye bro meet me at the coney I got a lick”
“I don’t know nothing I just used to see him walk to the coney” -Tee grizzley

by Skimask yo July 2, 2018

Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007