christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

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deezus christ

a word said by the character rat from the not so popular youtube channel pyrolance
a combination of the word jesus christ and deez nuts a popular meme

Deezus Christ man that heavy is popping off harder then half our team

hey man ever heard of Deezus Christ?

want to talk about our lord and savor Deezus Christ

by westcough May 17, 2023

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Baki Christ

Baki Christ our lord and savior- gets high and is never sober

“Dang man that’s a weird pfp what is it? That’s Baki Christ my lord and savior “

by Fox Cygnus February 20, 2021

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jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

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Christ the King

Christ the King is a Catholic school located in the heart of Morrell Park on Chesterfield and Morrell. You may also know it as CTK. Most children who graduate from this school attend ARHS after.

Jess: What grade school did you go to?
Ally: Christ the King!

by Alex Gheey December 31, 2008

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