A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

Armadillo Chew by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

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when you are a sussy imposter in among us and use the chewbacca defense to avoid being ejected

red is such a sussy chewbacca!

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1971 chevy nova

Damn cool car. Came with a 307 or 350 cu.in. V8 usually, occasionally a 396 I think.

Wow, that 1971 Chevy Nova just hauled ass past my little asian bitch car.

1971 chevy nova by Paul Wall. May 10, 2003

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Hot old car driven by Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester which they use to kill monsters with their angel friend Castiel
A classic beautiful car

Damn that Impala's a sexy car

I wish I had such a nice Impala

This beauty's a classic Chevy Impala!

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