a place where (mostly) privileged kids go to escape from their annoying parents. they basically go crazy, hide from/purposely disrespect annoying counselors, hook up, and skip the activities that their parents are actually paying for them to be at all summer. throughout the summer, about 20 campers and 4 counselors are forced to live in a confined, un-air conditioned, dirty bunk with only 2 showers, 2 sinks, and 2 toilets (that clog extremely easily). the bunkmates are usually extremely close best friends, or atl east people who attempt to semi tollerate each other's shit for 2 months. if the camp is religious, usually none of the kids/teens take part in services...besides to socialize with the boys. the counselors get drunk and hook up on their nights away from their campers, but tell them they just "go out for pizza" or "do laundry"... yeah, OKAYYY.
Rachel: Where did you first hook up?
Hannah: Sleepaway camp ...duh!
Olivia: Do you wanna go to any actual activities today?
Samantha: Obviously not... this is sleepaway camp!
Hannah: Sleepaway camp ...duh!
Olivia: Do you wanna go to any actual activities today?
Samantha: Obviously not... this is sleepaway camp!
by 5444444eva September 04, 2011
by Kellie Jacobson May 15, 2005
by K Easy December 31, 2006
1. A really great place where someone can make friends and have a really good time.
2. A place where you can be yourself and worship God at the same time.
3. The best place to be during the summer.
2. A place where you can be yourself and worship God at the same time.
3. The best place to be during the summer.
Jim: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
John: I'm working up at Camp Tulahead.
Jim: Ah man! I'm so jealous. I love that place!
John: I'm working up at Camp Tulahead.
Jim: Ah man! I'm so jealous. I love that place!
by dooodle May 03, 2009
the best camp in the whole entire world. if you go there then you have had the most amazing summers of your life and if you dont then you are a loser. it is the home of some of the most amazing japs in the universe. it is for rich people. but even though the people are jappy and stuff they are the most amazing people in the world who go the most amazing camp in the universe
"MATOAKA IS THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET. FUCK YOU VEGA GIRLS. psh, with out pink cabins, we rock!"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
by camp matoaka October 22, 2007
by Swiftriver October 04, 2009
A gathering of obese people that are friends and family of a significant other that you are forced to attend.
by AF1Racing March 19, 2007