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Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.
Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.
by iskryla January 15, 2014
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Trogdor the Burninator

An "S" shaped "wingaling" dragon(not a man, or a dragon-man, but a dragon) with a beefy arm growing out of the back of his neck, small wings, sticklike legs, "spineties", and angry eyebrows. Inhabits medieval countrysides, which he enjoys burninating, along with peasants, peoples, and especially thatched-roof cotteges. Natural enemies include knights and archers, who can sword and arrow him, respectively.
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR......THE BURNINATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR......burninating the countryside!!! Burninating the peasants!!! Burninating all the peoples.....and their THATCHED ROOF COTTEGEEEEEEEES......THATCHED ROOF COTTEGEEEEEEEES!!!!!\m/
by Rodgort April 9, 2003
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hunka-hunka burning crud

A piece of trash, utter shit. This term is a variation of the phrase "hunka-hunka burning love" from the song "Burning Love" by the one and only Elvis Presley.
During the week of August 16 (Elvis death anniversary) a TV network had an "Elvis flick" about how his ghost haunts the city of Memphis and gives advice to some local residents. The TV guide said that the TV movie would make Elvis spin in his grave - don't waste your time, it's a hunka-hunka burning crud.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007
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Burning Sands

Burning Sands is an amorphus burning mass, that careers hither, and thither, with complete and utter disregard for any and all authority. Several drunken youths are held responsable for it. It only occurs in december, and forces them to drink to excess and engage in drunken deborchery on Rings Beach, near Mararangi, North Island, New Zealand.
Ahh! IT WAS THE CENTIPEDE!!
by Mike October 19, 2004
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Cult of Burnination

The Cult of Burnination is a religion that follows Trogdor the Burninator, the guardian of the Univarse. They beleive that the Univarse was brought into being by The Great and Powerful Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper and the Almighty Pencil of Creation, which were in turn created by the All-Powerful Eric Weigle. It is said that one day, Trogdor shall come and burninate all, cleansing the Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper so that it may be drawn upon anew.
The Cult of Burnination is a bunch of Homestar Runner-worshipping nerds that hold ritual sacrifices over yonder. Pay them no mind.
by Little Timmy September 6, 2003
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Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.
Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
by JackOfLBC October 22, 2009
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Burning shoes chogie

Burning shoes chogie is the unwanted chinese son of God who now resides as the managing director of the infinitely huge "DAS:shop". He also has a pair of burning shoes which he uses to travel at great speeds
by Alex Gray January 20, 2005
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