Finchley Burn

An excuse to jap slap somebody.
Offer them a finchley burn, which they will assume is like a chinese burn. When they hold out their arm, thinking it will be relatively painless, punch them in the groin.
Named after the ghetto of Finchley from which it originates.

"Apparently, a finchley burn is nothing more than a punch to the gonads."
"That was one harsh finchley burn!"

by wilma45 January 26, 2007

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Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.

Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 21, 2010

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burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 24, 2009

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potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls March 23, 2011

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