Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

blow job bar

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.

I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008

one inch blow

1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.

Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

blowcap

Capping off the night with a warm and sloppy blowjob

Timmy was having a horrible night until it ended with a blowcap from Tammy.

by Mike Hawkizlarge August 14, 2010

Blow the coal

this is said when some one does something stupid or is doing something that needs to be stopped. it also can be used to tell someone to calm down. this reference comes from blowing the coal from a hookah. so you blow the unwanted ash off the coal.

-other person "hey this chicken taste like good chicken"

-you " wooow!!! just blow the coal"

by schafer10 June 22, 2011

Blow out the starfish

When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".

"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"

"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."

by Nick & his twisted friends. April 1, 2013