Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Brochedda

When you fuckin yo home dawg and ejaculate into his anus and watch it come out like melted cheddar cheese.

Gayfer 1: Damn boi here come dat brochedda!

Gayfer 2: Oh shit get the camera!

by JAEluffy September 24, 2016

Bromachopotamus

See: Bromacho

Cool Dude 1: What's up my dude!
Cool Dude 2: Nothing much Bromacho.
Uncool dude: What's a Bromacho?
Cool Dude 2: He's my Bromachopotamus, man!
Uncool dude: ...oh

by spootootoo October 5, 2016

Brach

A guy that has good looks but a little average. He is very loud and overly confident due to his insecurities. Brach is the kinda guy that cries way too much and is constantly mistaken to be gay. He's a chandler Bing kinda guy. Luckly brachs are usually rich and treat girls right in bed.

That brach is such a pussy but he bangs hardd

by Bryguythedude April 27, 2017

brachailrectology

This is taking taking one's fist and sticking it someone's anus until your elbow reaches his butt hole.

Yeah, tonight Laura & I did a little brachailrectology. I used plenty of lubrication.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017

Broah

A ship name for Bryce and Noah. It's actually a hopeless ship, Bryce is a cheater and he will leave poor Noah for his bro Caleb.

Broah is the only ship I care about.
#Broah4life

by Broah4life January 15, 2018

boachella

Cardi B accidentally coined this phrase when she captioned a throwback photo of TLC with “Mood !Boachella!!!” In reference to her own outfit inspired by the 90s trio. It left people in confusion which she quickly explained as a typo. The phrase caught on and has been referenced by both the famous and lowly common folk alike.

“What did Cardi mean when she said ‘Boachella’?”

“She didn’t mean anything- bitch can’t type with them long ass hoochie nails.”

by Em c Nasty May 29, 2018