by randompandemonium09 October 3, 2009
Get the Brittney mug.A hoe who flirts with married men and hits on mexican waiters at La Mesa. She rudely farts all over the couch where I sleep at night. She wants my body. I want hers. We get mistaken as lesbians at the gay club. But thats okay.
by iwhipmyhairbacknforth May 1, 2011
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A virgin girl who is fat, short, annoying, weird and has no ass. She will ask you awkward questions about your sex life because she's never been touched and is curious. Often stares at other girls when they are changing clothes, in an awkward way. Brittneys may be lesbians for lack of men wanting them.
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Get the Brittany mug.The worlds amazing kisser. She's way better at kissing than any other guy out there. Especially the ones who think they are better at kissing than she is. She is just the best out there.
by smartestpersononearth May 12, 2014
Get the brittany mug.Has an extremely long neck. Will deep throat anything except an actual dick. She screams all the time and flinches at the slightest movement. She's very book smart but basically a vegetable when it comes to street smarts. Yet she claims shes a thug. She loves Tom Cruise, and hates being called Britney Spears. She's pretty much a basic white girl in most ways.
Reilly: "That girl seems pretty slow"
Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"
Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"
by John Neiger Smith May 16, 2017
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