Brendan

Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.

Brendan thought he ate.

by Bussymaster December 16, 2022

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan Barry

1) Noun: the biggest bird.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.

1) Wow that Brendan Barry sure can guzzle all that food.
2) Brendan Barry, the biggest bird.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

brendan

sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him

grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D

brendan: i can shake your world grimace

brendan: but im not gay

Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad

by fortnitelover6969uwuonichan July 26, 2023

Brendan Crimson

Best Wrestler of all Time

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack

by BoboBilson August 1, 2023

Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023