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Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009
mugGet the Mr. Bottlesmug.

Tha Bottle

(preferably a Sprite 500ml bottle)
Smoking Implement

Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.
Dya want this one in tha bottle? Quote : Kev & Flynn
by Flynn December 11, 2003
mugGet the Tha Bottlemug.

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship
Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle
by Shake that booty July 12, 2016
mugGet the pussy in a bottlemug.

Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.
Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.
by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011
mugGet the Bottle of scratchmug.

Bottle-Dotle

A baby's bottle containing milk. The utterance of a baby who attempts to say "baby bottle".
Mama I want my Bottle-Dotle!
by Mr. Buttmasterson April 17, 2013
mugGet the Bottle-Dotlemug.

Flipping bottles

Flipping a bottle so it lands on its bottom. An activity Grayson Dolan is not capable of doing.
by Ethslane November 22, 2016
mugGet the Flipping bottlesmug.

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
by JandE August 5, 2008
mugGet the ketchup bottledmug.

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