boardies

People who have no lives that spend all day creating threads containing essential information on very important things.

fbr boardies- falloutboyrock.com message board boardies
"Today the boardies were smashing on me because I made useless threads.

by Mariana Gonzalez December 14, 2008

Board game

A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.

I think we should play some board games tonight.

(talking to your friend in a room with other sensitive people in it)
Friend - What did you do last night?
Yourself - Oh just played some board games with the girl friend, her parents were outta town.

I don't remember the last time i played board games, its been so long. (someone who doesn't get much action)

by B-ron_89 February 25, 2009

Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

frat board

A zip zinger/cruiser that is used to get around campus or transport your self to and from parties when your in a frat

Faggot: "What's that thing your riding?"
Some Bro: "A frat board... Duh"
Jimmy: "It's only the frattiest mode of transportation."

by bigpimper September 9, 2011

board of education

A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.

Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!

by Jay Mann March 26, 2007

Dash Board Ass

1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.

2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.

1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"

2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."

3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.

by Pectabyte June 15, 2005

boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"

by Havoc2 November 9, 2008