Batarfed

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

by Wankha January 2, 2021

boardsophobia

the phobia of boards exam that all indian students have

aunty: "beta what's your boards percentage?"
me: "aunty please, i have boardsophobia"

by stressed indian students May 16, 2021

bobaraxing

a stupid fuck

chillaxin,maxin,relaxin, and bobaraxing

by stupid fuck 420 69 November 1, 2021

board game bender

A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.

Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!

by boardgamebender January 18, 2022

Boarder hopper

A boarder hopper is Destiny, my best friend. She is a boarder hopper cus she is Mexican

Me: hey boarder hopper

Destiny: stfu dog eater

by Ultra bootylicker March 25, 2023

finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake October 24, 2008

checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now

by pajama rich January 2, 2011