blonde joke

why are there blond jokes?
to make brunettes feel better!

at least your mom thinks your pretty.

oh, blonde jokes

by kccc=] August 23, 2007

belongings expansion

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.

"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."

by clemy January 1, 2012

Polar Blonde

This is when someone's hair is very close to white, but they are very slight blonde, like if a white shirt was stained, and the color reminds you for a Polar Bear (Ursus Majoris).

This GIF is an example of a Polar Blonde Girl shaking her hair.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

bubble-gum blonde

a blonde girl not very smart

Yesterday I saw a bubble-gum blonde in the store

by dominodots July 10, 2007

blond

1. A word that can be spelled either way, 'blond' or 'blonde'.

2. Someone with very light hair.

3. Someone who is not necessarily dumb at all, though they get accused of being a "dumb blond" every time they make a mistake.

Some of the smartest people I know have blond hair.

by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005

midnight blonde

a dark haired chick who is as dumb as a blonde chick

She is midnight blonde

by Gardenier December 20, 2006

fried baloney

Baloney that is fried usually in a skillet.
Cut a slice in the baloney from the center to the edge to cook better.

Umm fried baloney in my mouth is so good!

by Ryan9873 May 16, 2008