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Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.
Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.
by gottimafia February 4, 2010
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Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3
Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.
by colour January 28, 2010
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Blacker Than Dean

something that is extremely cool or hilarious. this is in reference to a character from harry potter.Antonym: Whiter than Tom. in reference to Tom Riddle AKA lord voldemort.
Luna: like my new converse?Dobby: Definitely. Those shoes are BLACKER THAN DEAN!!
by Mrs. Norris September 25, 2008
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blocked leak

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.
Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
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cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
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Blockberry Creative

A broke ass company with the best kpop girl group in the entire universe but, because they are under a broke ass financially unstable company that haven't pay their the girls and the workers for 5 years the company deserve to be burned down and other company come to save the girl group called LOONA 💗
A: oh look! it's Blockberry Creative
B: Omg let's burn that thing down.
by missheejin October 18, 2022
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Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.
by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009
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