Bieber Fever

The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10

Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.

Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!

Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?

Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented

Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)

by Jag140 July 9, 2011

beber

Also Spanish for 'to drink'. Conjugation includes bebo - I drink, bebes - you drink, bebe - he/she drinks, bebemos - we drink or beben - guys/girls drink

Yo bebo un refresco.

by AJAW May 22, 2004

Bieberbone

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse (i.e. boning) while simultaneously listening to Justin Bieber.

Bieber + Boning = Bieberboning.

I'd like to Bieberbone the fuck out of that Eenie Meenie Miney Moe lover!

by JBFox52 June 28, 2010

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a young teenage boy who's believed to have not yet reached puberty. Many people think he's homosexual. His fans defend him by typing in upper case letters, many being completely illiterate. He's the next biggest thing with kids aged between 8-15 years - their love for Miley Cyrus and The Jo Bro's seeming to have completely fizzled out. Within a year or so he'll be just another washed up star, or let's certainly hope so!

Normal person: *Hears Justin Bieber on the radio*
Oh god he's everywhere, where does it end?!

Bieber fan: UR JUST JELOS BECOZ HE'S FAMUS ND GAWJUSS!!!!

by Kayels92 April 29, 2011

Justin Bieber

his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world

Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands

Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding

Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"

by NorthParkLOL November 7, 2011

Justin Bieber

A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.

"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."

by jugglablepotato23 December 3, 2013

That's what Bieber said

Similar to That's what she said jokes, used when someone makes a feminine remark.

Sally: Ugh, I have to go change my tampon
John: That's what Bieber said

by Mcnutsackzach December 21, 2010