birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Chewbacca birth

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.

Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...

Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒

by Hxmble October 22, 2017

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017