beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

beefhead

A casual, yet effective insult to a person antagonizing, criticizing or making fun of you.
A person that is sassing you.
A person stealing your thunder.
synonymous with idiot, beefcake, wiener, butthead, etc.

That beefhead is ridiculous, all yellin at the referee!

Oh no, that beefhead took all of the vanilla pudding.

by ssg44 September 12, 2011

beefed the queen

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

Beef-Trap

A Considerably overweight female, who is frequently involved in sexual deeds with dozens upon dozens of different men. Or a substitute for the phrase

fat slut scrunt Hoe

Matt: Ayy, i think im going to try and get with cheyenne.

Rob: Nah bro she's and absolute beef-trap, the only positive thing about her is her HIV results.

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian October 13, 2012

Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013

beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015