tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

Beating Those

When sexual acts are semi-violent. Ruff sex. Most likely done during "Doggy Style" Sex.

Man Dirty Jose was totally beating those last night. Your mom broke in half.

by Jose Torres May 30, 2006

Bexing

The act of fornication with the buttocks.

I was totally bexing the anus.

See sodomy or sodomise

by Plug fuck December 18, 2008

BJexting

The act of texting while performing a blowjob. This is a courteous act in dealing with high-priority texts, but still keeping your oral partner's needs at heart.

Yo man, I was about to bust and damn she got a text
. It's all good, cuz she was BJexting me the rest of the way

by iwillkissubak September 25, 2011

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015