Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

berning up

A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.

Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here

by Feeling Kinda Naughty January 23, 2021

Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

Burning Shit Syndrome

Also known as BSS. It's that burning feeling in your ass during or after shitting due to eating spicy food.

Person A: Remember Jordan from the party a few weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.

by shits-in-sinks February 8, 2022