behooven

Obligated to or peer-pressured into

Just because I like eating dessert first doesn't mean you have to feel behooven to do so likewise.

by kirupa March 18, 2013

HonkyTonk Bedonkadonk

Nice Big dancing butt

Nice HonkyTonk Bedonkadonk Baby!

by jawz44325 June 11, 2006

Begone Thot

A cool and hip way of saying: "Get away."

Begone thot, you hoe.

by Nichtionary June 14, 2019

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 14, 2005

BEGONETHOT

Is a saying when someone/a hooker is around you.

BEGONETHOT. YOU HOOKER

by THOT-OLOGYST October 15, 2018

Lez Behan

Born in Honalulu, Hawaii, Lez Behan was a waitress at a popular bar called "TICIT-B," also known as "There Is Cyanide In the Beer." On one fateful night, The View cast from three years ago arrived to become exceedingly drunk and eventually pummel each other with broken chair legs. Lez was the waitress for their table. She arrived with their orders, and when Rosie O'Donnell's eyes met Lez's, it was all over. From then on, she was known as a literal Lez Behan.

Butch #1: Have you seen Lez Behan lately?
Butch #2: Nah, I heard she's been in hangin' around O'Donnell letely.

by Doctor Lucifer October 22, 2009

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017