Beer League

Adult recreational sport. Played for the passion of the game by men and women over 19 years old. The post game ritual of sitting around a cooler full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competion are the key elements.

Epitomized by the 1.2 million Canadian adults proud to be playing hockey in the beer leagues.

John - You play hockey?
Kelly - Yah, in the beer leagues

by Gambrinus September 30, 2005

Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

by psylemon November 3, 2011

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Beer o'clock

Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate

at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"

by bridgenie September 15, 2005

draft beer fart

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.

Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.

by Jrubadub August 23, 2010

beer clouds

Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.

Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.

by T1M3 August 23, 2011

Bebe Stevens

A girl character from South Park.

Best Friends with Wendy Testaburger, has a red jacket/shirt and puffy/curly hair.

Has gone into a relationship with many boys, started to sprout.

Wendy : My friend Bebe Stevens is so cool!
Red : Uh yeah, cool.

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018