Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
Get the Bat-Fapmug. by drum solo March 30, 2009
Get the mast battingmug. by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020
Get the The Baseball Batmug. What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Batting Ballsmug. by Madrid69 August 11, 2018
Get the bat foodmug. A super hero with unknown origin, he is lil Meep in the day and at night he becomes Bat Meep to fight the evil villains in the streets of Montreal. He has a mysterious Bat-cave with his boy Hassan. Bat Meep has $latt Stars one of his primary weapons that can help him to fend off the enemies to protect his $latters, he uses his grooming skills to lure his enemies to either dox them or use them. Last but not least he has a powerful my little pony weapon skin Glock to finish off his enemies. His worse enemies are "Purple Lips", "Seraphina" and any none $latt Gang members.
by YamYumSoup March 6, 2021
Get the Bat Meepmug. Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
Get the bat flapmug.