Batman

A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.

Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.

by Strontium August 15, 2008

batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.

Stickey situations between your legs.

by Joey2Times September 14, 2005

batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

Batmanington

batmanington is when a group of people gather dressed as batman and fight crime.....or get shot depending on the area.

hey dude you want to do some batmaningtoning later i hear its the shit these days

by Mr Batmanington October 17, 2012

flying batman

Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.

I heard Tim performed the flying batman on Friday night.

by Silver Pigeon April 19, 2018

holy crapbag batman

explative: the realization that something is astonishing and/or traumatic; something that needs fixing ASAP

Holy crapbag Batman! I left my cell phone in the cab :-(

by Diane Love November 2, 2007