A group of human males that can be identified with a common set of circumstances such as the experiences of been abandoned, abused, betrayed by the fathers or simply never had a father or a responsible father.
Dude1: “ … how about the kind of bastards that left the children to be raised by their women alone, ditching all responsibilities to the family and obsessed with gambling all fortunes away with the endless futile stupidest business ambitions; then when they see the sons may have a better shot to succeed, they just have to do everything in their bastard nature to ruin every chances their shit lucked sons may have …”
Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”
Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”
Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”
Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”
by sonobasta February 12, 2010
Get the sons of bastardsmug. Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.
Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"
by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017
Get the Smug Bastardmug. A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.
I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!
by R A W October 7, 2007
Get the skinny bastardmug. My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 1, 2009
Get the bastard assmug. by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010
Get the bastard housemug. a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.
by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010
Get the little bastardmug. The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.
"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."
"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"
"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"
by smokythebandit June 1, 2014
Get the bastard flapsmug.