Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
by The Original Wilvis July 5, 2008
Get the picnic basketmug. There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.
When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.
When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
by lhalman September 21, 2008
Get the Wally In A Basketmug. 1. Literally, a soggy mesh basket of ejaculated semen.
2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.
2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.
1. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."
3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."
3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."
by basket of cum May 23, 2010
Get the basket of cummug. by kingboi! January 19, 2009
Get the dick basketmug. Primarily a Volkswagen Cabriolet of any year. The definition can be extended to any other four seat convertible with a roll bar known to be popular with and/or driven by young women.
Cammie's parents got her a snatch basket for her sweet 16. So expect to see her and her girls cruising in it all summer.
by Trey LaTraj June 1, 2007
Get the snatch basketmug. The view of male genitalia from behind (between the legs). "Tucking" is NOT necessary to constitute a fruit basket.
by Plaztik January 19, 2006
Get the fruit basketmug. A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.
Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.
by Dickshunary September 20, 2009
Get the laundry basketmug.