billy basic

The most simple version of something

This computer is so billy basic

by BillyJoeBobMcGuffin February 20, 2017

Igloo Basement

When someone leaves a dildo in a freezer overnight and shoves the dildo up their own or someone else's asshole.

"I haven't been able to walk straight since Jim gave me that Igloo Basement last week."

by ViKToR_Spit_Sicker May 8, 2019

National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.

Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

i flood my basement

When something excites you to the extent of achieving, moist-ness in your genitals.

When I see a fresh case of Yuengling Premium "I flood my basement!"

by OG_STRINGBEAN25 September 12, 2017

bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.

Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."

by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

Basic

A term used by people who are usually quite basic themselves.

She's so basic she just ordered a bud light! I'll have a chocolate stout that I don't really even like because I'm so afraid someone might see me and call me basic.

by Beelzababa January 30, 2019

Basic Sister

Noun. Origin: basic bitch. A female-identified person to whom you feel a little superior, without harboring any animosity. She is not a bitch, nor your enemy - all female-identified people are your sisters. Still though, you cast judgement upon her rudimentary style and taste, unsavory hairdo, underdeveloped personality, and misguided priorities.

I ran into some basic sisters from high school yesterday and they couldn't stop talking about bridesmaids dresses.
There were a couple of basic sisters doing body shots at the bar last night.
Yeah, I mean your girlfriend is nice and everything, but she kind of just a basic sister.

by thugwife September 18, 2013