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Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.
Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.
by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008
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Also known as FBLA. It is part of FBLA-PBL, the largest and most well known business oriented career and technical organization in the world. It has spawned several impersonators including both DECA and BPA. However, FBLA is the original and the badest of badass organizations. FBLA has been helping the March of Dimes Foundation for several years and is continuing to save the lives of babies every day. It offers students the ability to gain real world leadership skills while still in school. Conferences consist of several highly competitive events all relating to the business field. It consists of 4 levels within it:

Middle Level- for middle school/junior high

FBLA- High school level (also the largest level)

PBL- collegiate level

Professional Level- level for Business professionals and supporters of FBLA.
Student 1: "Hey man, how do you have such strong connections with people from all over the world?"

Student 2: "It was easy. I just joined the Future Business Leaders of America"
by IllinoisFBLAPres June 30, 2010
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business management

a shit boring subject, which at the best of times lets you go on the computer, where no good websites work.
"och shite! business management next lads. everyone remember their pillows today?"
by qwerty20581-34755757834857 December 25, 2006
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HOE Business

1. A situation or act comprised of a combination of unecessary, consecutive hoe moves; hoeish activities.

2. created by a continuos rapid fire of hoe remarks causing a hoe move or activity to occur.

3. can only be done by a hoe ass person/individual that gains satisfaction from his/her hoe move..

4. a barrage of successful hoe moves, creating a hoeish atmosphere.
ex1:
Bill-"That's a fresh white T that you have on."
John-"I just bought it, thanks! I'm kind of thirsty do you have something to drink?"
Bill-"Would you like some "RED" soda? It's all we have. He he, I have some Sprite, but I wont offer it though."(laughing under breath)"

-the hoe move in this situation is that Bill recognizes that John has a fresh white T. Bill offers John "RED" soda, a white shirts worst enemy. Though Bill has sprite, he WANTED to be a hoe and not offer it, so in the event that "RED" soda gets on his white T, he'll get satisfaction knowing that his many hoe moves were sucessful. Along with the fact that he couldn't be the scape goat because John never asked if there were any other sodas. (something that can be argued between the two, but a hoe can avoid it for a time) lol inturn you have created HOE BUSINESS.
by a man of hoeish ways April 13, 2008
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business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie
I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.
by DC Drew June 29, 2006
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businessman's trip

Another name for the drug DMT (dimethyltryptamine), an extreme psychedelic tryptamine. It is a crystalline solid at room temperature and can be smoked, injected or taken orally with an MAOI. It gives you an extreme high but only lasts for about an hour, hence the nickname.

Professor Alan Watts described the effects of DMT as "Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."
"I had some businessman's trip earlier today."
"Yeah? Why aren't you still rolling?"
"It only lasts an hour dude."
by Meredith Engel December 8, 2007
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Schulich School of Business

The school is filled with bunch of stuck up cunts, who's way over their heads...
Person 1 " Hey I'm from Schulich School of Business"
Person 2 "So you're a cunt?"
Person 1 "Correctomundo"
by Niggas of Toronto October 1, 2014
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