Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.

Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast

by Biff2011 February 20, 2011

Bacon train

A rapid succession of total ass whoopage!

The winning team shouted, "It's a bacon train now, baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011

Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.

I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.

by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013

Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.

That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.

by King Jr. June 18, 2013

Bacon Dish

To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".

Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?

by Gore Defex November 21, 2014

bacon is good for me

when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.

Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*

by BanterMcLadd April 22, 2015

bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017