Butt-Crumbs

Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.

Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.

She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"

by BigulModemo April 29, 2009

Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.

I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

Butt-Fucking Ugly

A term used to describe an incredibly ugly person; someone you'd have to turn around to fuck. For people who aren't into anal, this is somewhat drastic.

Can also be shortened to "butt fugly".

Robin: Dude, look at the chick! She's so butt-fucking ugly!
Oliver: I dunno, man, I think I'd just paper bag her.
James: Hey, fuck off, dude! That's my sister!
Oliver: Family resemblance, eh?

by srs109 May 7, 2011

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

butt hole

A deep dark hole located between your butt cheeks. Also a name you call someone you don't like without swearing.

1.You are such a...a...BUTT HOLE!
2.Don't be such a butt hole
3. Dude, that's my butt hole

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Butt Fuck NoWhere

When something is so out of the way; when its in the middle of nowhere. When you have to go so far its ridiculous.

OMG you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere!

Where is this place in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?

by Oorschae Pglesby December 7, 2009

butt ventriloquist

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006