Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

Doc Blocker

An annoying Resident/Medical Student or otherwise non-helpful entity that come between the Surgeon and the Surgical Technologist and impedes advancement of the procedure due to their lack of experience.

That new Surgery Resident is a Doc Blocker!!!

by pla-doh November 10, 2018

donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.

I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.

by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

motion blocker

someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing

jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do

by brospittin November 23, 2021

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023