To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor September 25, 2015
When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
by poetofthemidnight March 05, 2023