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labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017
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Chewbacca birth

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017
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Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.
D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...
by SirNinjaStone June 21, 2016
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Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020
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Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020
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Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
by phantapants November 8, 2021
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