The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina
WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017
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Get the Chewbacca birth mug.Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
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Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
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