tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 27, 2011

Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.

Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.

by Seanie6 May 10, 2024

Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 04, 2021

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 29, 2006

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 04, 2023