basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.

Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024

watermelon basketball and kfc

Black People's life

*Online conversation in which no one knows the other skin color*
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black

by Ro0ul August 21, 2023

basketball

When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.

" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"

by Datguysteve April 8, 2022

The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.

Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.

by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

Miles Is better than Ben at basketball

Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.

Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.

by Gaymer69amongUS9 November 13, 2023

Urban Dictionary basketball a**hole

When someone that uses Urban Dictionary shoves a basketball up their a**hole.

Why does he love watching videos of Urban Dictionary basketball a**holes?

by ••••••••••••••• April 12, 2024

Sas Girls basketball

They are so so so bad. Besides two 7th grade girls all the other 7th graders are horrible

Overall sas girls basketball looks fun but don’t be on there team there bad.

by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019