baptist

Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.

If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005

baptist

uptight and anal superstitious people. they want to control what everyone thinks, believes and does. if you're any different you're going to hell.

the baptist is just another cult follower

by eazy-x February 12, 2008

Baptish

Sort of Baptist, sort of not.

I was raised Baptish. We only went to church when we were bored.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 1, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

Baptist Boilermaker

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.

Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.

by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

An extremely nice group of levelheaded rational thinkers who are active in promoting the influence of gay culture into contemporary American society. One of the very few gay friendly churches, in fact their pastor is a lesbian. They rally to support the troops in in the Middle East and pay their respects at the funerals of KIA soldiers. Extremely misunderstood.

Westboro Baptist Church Member #1: Hey lets go spread the loving word of God while making this country more gay friendly and open minded!

Westboro Baptist Church Member #2: Tell ALL the people!

by spengebab November 27, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church

The Christian sect of fundamentalist Islam. Blinded by inbreeding and a classic study into why the bible and illiteracy are a bad combination. the whole church could be eaten by dinosaurs and still insist they don't exist.
see moron

''The Westboro Baptist Church are spreading there tolerant well considered opinions again, i'm so glad they warned me that the nice Jewish and gay men are in fact more evil than rapists and murderers.''

by Stumpy92 September 29, 2011