wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.

Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.

by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023

Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.

Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”

by Lubejonesjr March 12, 2022

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.

Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"

by Winfield83 January 3, 2019

Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.

“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”

by Super accurate description October 9, 2020

Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men

Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.

by Mkb March 25, 2020