assumptacking

Attempting to make somebody look bad by assuming what they meant is negative or wrong

Jacob: I wish people would stop abusing welfare

Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?

Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...

Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?

Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare

Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?

Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...

by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011

AWSOME BANNANAS

A word that decribes being awesome or awesomeness.

Jimmy won the lottery?! That is AWSOME BANNANAS!

by Me you123 August 24, 2011

assumptionized

the act of somebody assumming what you assumed, as an assumption of what should be assumed.

I was sitting here talking and the female assumptionized what I was talking about.

by BamBam1998 December 16, 2013

assumotion

The art of derailing your mother-in-law.

I got her with a little assumotion.

by RamRodRick October 29, 2015

Awesumnal

Describes something that has an air of awesomeness about it. Belonging to or suggestive of awesome.

Wow, that was an awesumnal !

by DukkyCukker September 8, 2016

asumpttorian

A person who adds in parts to a story or thinks they know the ending of a story they know nothing about as they are hearing it for the first time.

Don't be an asumpttorian while listening to my story.

by Shamin3bear February 4, 2017

assumbigga

I someone who always assummes the worst. If something possibly could mean something bad, the assumbigga will think it does for sure. If someone makes a gesture that could be misinterpreted the assumbigga will misinterpret the shit out of it to to mean the worst. An Assumbigga means well but is driven by brain ghosts and bad experiences.

If an assumbigga sees his girlfriend look at her phone, he will immediately think that she's waiting for her secret lover to come pick her up to run away with her to a tropical ilsand and make sweet love for ages but really, the girlfriend is only checking what time it is.

by jlolo April 7, 2017