abocado toats

abocado toats

bitch gimme some abocado toats I have swim practice in five minutes

by steezytoes42069 November 16, 2020

Avocadegg

Avocadegg is a nice round avocado also know as avocadegg with an art teacher created and usually belongs to a girl called sienna

OMG avocadegg looks cute today

by Avocadegg December 3, 2020

avocadi

Avocadi is an avocado that like to do cadio

Hey look at that avocadi it's doing such cool cadio

by Giraffe frig February 16, 2021

avocadate

A taste-buds-impaired health-food hippie who touts da main ingredient in guacamole.

I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!

by QuacksO July 21, 2021

avocadnert

an unripe avocado

anna: “what are you guys playing catch with?”
daniel and michelle: “an avocadnert!”

by Christopher florez August 17, 2021

Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023

aocado

did you just fucking misspell avocado? in fact, why are you even searching for the definition of an avocado? you should know what an avocado is, bitch.

Gary: yo wanna come over? i made some aocado toast.
Bob: how the fuck did you misspell avocado, you literally won the spelling bee last year.

by cryptidcerberus July 31, 2023