avocadate 

A taste-buds-impaired health-food hippie who touts da main ingredient in guacamole.

I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!

avocadate by QuacksO July 21, 2021

avocadoes from mexico 

the most annoying trend on the cancerous platform of [tiktok]. usually performed by spamming "🥑🇲🇽" in dms to someone

Friend: hey whatchu doin
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
Friend: What?
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
Friend: Stop
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽

avocadoes from mexico by jakey_ofblueboard January 30, 2021

Avocadhoe

someone who can’t keep their hands off of avocados

You know how hard it is to find a nice ripe avocado these days. Just when I thought found the perfect one, some avocadhoe reached in and took all the good ones.

Avocadhoe by assquakes February 27, 2018

Avocadhoe

The word avocadhoe is mainly meant for if you Stan Billie eilish and are her avocadhoe because you love her that much

I am one of Billie Eilish’s avocadhoes

Avocadhoe by Billie sister stan November 7, 2018

Avacadaver 

A dead avocado.

An avocado that has only been partly consumed, leaving the remaining avocado to rot.

A word that has spawned in mockery out of the " 'Ave an Ava' " (or "Have an Avocado") campaign.

Use the whole avocado Jimmy, we don't want an avacadaver on our hands.

Avacadaver by OFTLON November 19, 2010

Avocadhoe

A basic bitch who’s a hoe for avocados and eats them with every meal they consume.

Chipotle employee: “Would you like quac with that? it’s extra”

An avocadhoe: “abso-fucking-lotley”

Avocadhoe by Avocadhoe slang April 28, 2019

Avocadabra 

Avocado face goes uwu

Avocadabra, you now have avocados x3!

Avocadabra by LotusSoul July 1, 2019