Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025

Evil Autism

I type of disorder that makes you rape your ferret

gage: bro do you know what that idiviual did last night

John: yeah he has like evil autism

by Zombiesfan836 July 30, 2025

online autism

The condition of having similar difficulties in understanding the subtleties and nuances of online social interaction, resulting in the same social problems that failure to understand physical, nonverbal forms of communication cause to many individuals with a diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder

"I can read a room and carry on conversations IRL no problem, but I get so lost and confused in online spaces, it's like I have online autism!"

by mental Ben July 31, 2025

Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Autism

Stemming from two Greek words, Autism means "Autos", or "one's self" and "Ism", or "the practice of."

This re-discovered definition for Autism stabilizes the words to mean, "The practice of One's Self."

I autistically grew my crops today.

I've been austismically interacting with the world and this is why I am consistently misunderstood.

The Autistic nature of Autism makes defining Autism, very difficult.

by Odd Rick October 5, 2025

autism

It's way too loud in this room. If it gets any louder I'll shut down and not talk to anyone.

I've got autism

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025