Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

Slyfer army

Slyfer army are awesome people who support most awesome editor ever called Slyfer2812 and try to help Slyfer in any way possible!

Slyfer army are best people on the world!

by piyya January 17, 2021

midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.

Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.

by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013

Tacos Army

A group of friends on Modern War Generals who will do anything to defend their tacos. Group also made by a woman called Tacos. Other people would think defending their tacos means the leader, but in fact, it doesn't, even though that is one thing they do.

"I wanna join Tacos Army!"
"Sorry boy, to be in the army, you must understand the honor of the tacos."

by Taco Lady January 21, 2009

Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org

"The Stoner Army needs you!"

by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011

The Mythic Army

the #1 gaming clan of all time and did i mention it is super ehppick and really really cool and we win okay bye

Joe: "are u iron 1"
The Pope: "yes"
Joe: "no way!!! u must be in The Mythic Army!!!!"

by ehppick October 15, 2020

army tard

An army tard is someone who may or may not have served in the armed forces, but insists that everything about the army is 'really cool' and 'patriotic'. Army tards usually display stickers on their vehicles indicating their rank or unit affiliation or some other type of military related jargon, which makes them feel 'special'. Army tards at the university level, to include ROTC cadets, usually stand out as those who maintain 'regulation haircuts', walk as if they're in an imaginary formation, and engage in really loud army-related conversations with other army tards.

Army tard 1: "Hey man, I can't wait to go to Iraq/Afghanistan. I hear all they do is work out all day and the food's really good!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah dude me too, but before I go, I'm buying an authentic K-BAR to attach to my right boot."

Army tard 1: "I don't know what i'd do without the army!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah, me too!"

by terminalsoup March 1, 2010