They’re pretty fun to be around, but don’t trust or rely on them ever. They might ask you to hang out and get you high, just to leave you when they know you don’t have a ride knowing damn well your house is thirty minutes away, and both your parents are working and your brother has the car. Don’t hang out with them alone, or at least have a way to get home when they inevitably leave you for their cooler friends. Use them for their weed and I guess their nic if ur into that, but otherwise they’re useless. They’ll use you when they have no one else, but the second they get the chance, they’ll leave you and have no remorse
You: hey Aniston, why’d you leave me yesterday
Aniston: oh my friends wanted to hang out
You: oh. But weren’t we hanging out?
Aniston: uh I guess, but that was when they hadn’t asked me yet
Aniston: oh my friends wanted to hang out
You: oh. But weren’t we hanging out?
Aniston: uh I guess, but that was when they hadn’t asked me yet
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A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
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But I paid for an hour
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Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
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What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
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I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
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