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national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June
National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017
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Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.
by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019
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Expired Almond Water

Expired Almond Water is one of the variants of Almond Water in the Backrooms. It is Almond Water that has expired. It looks like normal Almond Water, but it "has green, blue, or white mold floating inside the bottle." "It smells like rotten milk with a hint of cheese" (The Backrooms Wiki)

Backrooms Wiki says it can cause

"Flu-like conditions;

Weakness in muscles, bones, and cartilage;

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm;

Loss of Memory;

Insomnia;

General Internal Bleeding."
The wiki also says "Causes of death have also been reported due to the other symptoms."

Although Almond Water can expire, Almond Water in the Backrooms seem to not usually expire and just found in the expired form.
"Don't drink the Expired Almond Water, it can kill you"
by jmooroof May 7, 2022
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Los Alamos

Los Alamos was a classified research laboratory site, built as part of the Manhattan Project to develop an atomic bomb, along with Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and Hanford, Washington. The site was home to a “secret city” built to accommodate thousands of scientists, engineers, and their families.
On July 16, 1945, the world's first nuclear explosion occurred when a plutonium implosion device was detonated at a site located 210 miles south of Los Alamos, in New Mexico.
by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022
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Los alamos middle school

THE WORST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER MADE. DO NOT GO HERE.

also known as LAMS
1. I went to Los alamos middle school

2. I pray for your soul
by Anarchy moment November 8, 2023
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The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.
Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020
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The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now
by larg November 27, 2020
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