algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Alfonso

A short dark skinned Male person with a big heart. Alfonso's are often very sensitive and shouldn't be expected to indulge in activities that they think will harm them. Though they have a tough outer self, once you get to know them deeper, you find a kind and caring individual who has a soft spot for assholes like me.

Aww, you're such an Alfonso!

by Colton Silverquill February 21, 2020

Tim Allen

Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.

Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?

jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.

by Cult3 January 21, 2009

Albone

The place where u get shot for being black but everybody here acts black there is also a steady uprise in pot smokers...matt noe's gay there are pure albone blood gangstas here so be careful u will get shot

I went to albone and bot an ounce of pot then got shot

by Don't worry bout it May 18, 2003

Allannia

A gorgeous, funny and nice girl with breathtaking brown eyes. When you look into those sparkly brown eyes it's like you've found your soulmate.

Breathtaking brown eyes! I guess that's Allannia

by Allannia November 19, 2014

Algonac

A small shit hole town in Michigan known for its horrible foot ball team, ugly ass kids, nasty smelly hoes, snakes, and most importantly, nic fiends.

"Hey, do you wanna go to Algonac?"

"No that retard Jordan Smith lives there."

by snowyy October 14, 2021

Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014