What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.
The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.
by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.
John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
by massiveness12 April 14, 2014
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by askkkkkkk January 09, 2020