axeltje

A shameless declaration of absence for a recurring holiday. Usually motivated by the lack of social credit, poverty and insufficient vacation days. Often the credits are said to be already spent on colleagues. The declaration may feel shitty for the stragglers. The word probably finds its origin in the Dutch language, as the Dutch verb 'axel' means shitting from a high building on friends.

Since their student time, a group of friends used to go on holiday one week each year. They found each other in jigpooping (one of them can poop the alphabet) and, for the less talented, shitting at special places, such as on an iceberg, in a fridge, and in the pocket of a pool table. During the preparations for a new holiday, suddenly one of them sends an e-mail to the others: "Guys, I'm doing an axeltje. I already went skiing with my colleagues this year. I really regret. Good luck with shitting on the most wonderful places this year."

by UrbanFreestyl June 3, 2018

axelrad

The coolest, smartest, most rich, biggest badasses in the world... hence the "rad". Extremely rare breed of human, makes up less than 0.00042 of the population. They are not unlike the tony starks of the world. If you come across an Axelrad expect them to be better than you at nearly everything, but it is ok because they're too cool to hate...

"Fuckin Axelrad stole my job and got a 50k bonus! It's cool though bro, they're so rad!!"

by Ebvz5 September 2, 2019

axelious

To act in a weird, strange or suspicious manner.

Luke is acting very axelious, he followed me around all day!

by Anonymous112581 November 11, 2020

Axelmuga

a normal name

hello Axelmuga

by ElMancoDelSiglo April 6, 2021

axelismen

Zippo lighters equals stressboll

zippo zippo axelismen

by axelsbeor April 14, 2021

axelpng

tiktoker axelpng, sucks😩 but there dabi cosplay is hot🙄 aka one if the most a ipad kid and chaotic person ive ever had a a neighbor-2/10 he wouldnt let me sleep at night

random: whos axelpng and why are they in my house
me: axelpng!!! that whore but dabi cosplay hot😋😋😋

by irlkaichaskai June 4, 2021

Axel<3

To the best person ever Ily so so so so muchhhhh. Tysm for making my days better especially today when I needed it most. If I ever need anything and I mean anything I’m here. Luv you so much. More than u know. I think your amazing,pretty,caring,kind, and so much more but I’m not tryna type it all here I’d rather tell u myself on discord lol. BUT YEAH LOVE YOU PRETTY BOY<3 😾

Why the dog look like that tf.

I think that Axel<3 is amazing I got it confused with Alex at first tho lol.

by JaneDevoreVargas September 7, 2021