[Muff Assassins]

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.

I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."

by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009

ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008

assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.

"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."

by Scatter44 November 17, 2013

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Meme assassins

Meme assassin are normies that report meme accounts on social media for different reason like they are butthurt because their life is shit , their offended, just straight up was drop as a fetus and hates everything or got nothing else to do and likes to ruin everyone day or their full of themselves.

Define: Meme assassins are normies that report meme account because their offended.
Meme account: *posts a meme for everyone to enjoy.
Meme assassin: I don’t like that , *reports account for violence and nudity

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021

Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.

I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard

by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023