to kick the bucket; die
by Squeege K. March 01, 2024
A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 30, 2023
by plato! April 18, 2024
The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.
"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
by DJ Humidifier November 09, 2021
A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023
Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
by aitchrjay March 22, 2012
by Scotto1983 June 20, 2018